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Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone
Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king
I recently read that love is
entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife
treats me like toxic waste.
An archeologist is the best
husband any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.
No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.
I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.
Love:
Two minds without a single thought.
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
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