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You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince.

Sometimes I wonder if men
and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.

Honeymoon:
A short period of doting
between dating and debating.

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Love:
the delusion that one woman
differs from another.

Love:
a temporary insanity,
curable by marriage...

The longest journey you will ever take
is the 18 inches from your head to your heart.

Sex without the sizzle
is like lemonade without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!

Passion is not having sex;
it's making love forever.

True love is like a pair of socks:
you gotta have two and they've gotta match.

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Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.

Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.

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