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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.

Marrying a man is like
buying something you've been admiring
for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn't always go
with everything else in the house.

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When we got married I told my wife
If you leave me,
I'm going with you.
And she never did.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.

Love is like a game of chess:
One false move and you're mated.

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.

The bravest thing that
men do is love women.

Sex without love is
merely healthy exercise.

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Watching your daughter being
collected by her date feels like
handing over a million dollar
Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Whenever I date a guy,
I think, Is this the man
I want my children to spend their weekends with?

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