Funny Love Stories
My Secretary
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Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling
too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing
my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday"
and probably a present for me.
Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say
"Good Morning".
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't
say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I
walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good
morning, boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked
until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where
we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving
at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go change."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting
excited?
I thought today is my lucky day.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat on the couch naked!
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