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Vocabulary Of Dating
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ATTRACTION the act of associating lust with a particular
person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT what occurs when two extremely lusty,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person
whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn
to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a
condom,and dating repulsive men.
EASY a term used to describe a woman who follows masculine
ideals of lust .
EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single woman to communicate
to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised
to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly
in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually
due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her
chest.
FRIEND a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets
him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT what the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after
a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY how attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date is.
SOBER condition in which it is almost impossible to fall
in love.
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