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Love is a story between Mars and Venus or rather
man and woman. Read on to find out why.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand
by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with
all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the
mirror!
He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you
have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.
On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband
follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . . . " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men
in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time
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