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Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance
of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning
for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single
women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,
see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles
bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make
woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
Man says: ?But God, why did you make her so
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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