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Women might be
able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake
whole relationships.

Most relationships are
not made in heaven.
They come in kits and
you have to put them together yourselves.

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Dating is so insecure.
My last relationship,
I was always there for her
and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said,
Remember when your grandma died?
I was there.
Remember when you flunked out of school?
I was there.
Remember when you lost your job?
I was there!
She said, I know
- you're bad luck.

The most important thing in a relationship
between a man and a woman is that
one of them be good at taking orders

The more connections
you and your lover make,
not just between your bodies,
but between your minds,
your hearts, and your souls,
the more you will strengthen the
fabric of your relationship,
and the more real moments
you will experience together...

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Distance doesn't matter
if you really love the person,
what matters most is your honesty
and trust for that relationship to work out.

Long distance relationships
are like wind to a fire;
it puts out the small ones,
but inflames the big ones

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