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Let's face it: a date is a job-interview,
that lasts all night.
The only difference between
a date and a job interview is:
not many job-interviews is there a chance
you'll end up naked at the end of it.
Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
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You know that look women
get when they want sex?
There are three possible parts to a date,
of which at least two must be offered:
entertainment, food, and affection.
It is customary to begin a series of dates
with a great deal of entertainment,
a moderate amount of food,
and the merest suggestion of affection.
As the amount of affection increases,
the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.
When the affection IS the entertainment,
we no longer call it dating.
Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
The other way to get married is a lot more
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.
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A Permission Marketer goes on
If it goes well,
the two of them go on another date.
And then another.
Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really communicate with each
about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing is just like dating.
It turns stranger into friends and friends into
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.
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