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When i think of Valentine's Day,
i dont usually think
of a flying todler shooting me
in the butt with arrows

I feel bad for people
who die on Valentine's Day.
How much would flowers cost then,
ten grand?

To My Very Fit Spouse,
I promise I'll go the extra mile
in our relationship
if you will just go the extra foot.
That's all it would take for you
to carry your dirty dishes
from the sink to the dishwasher.

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Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day's Saint Valentine's.
For that good bishop's sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns.

I think Valentine's day is
more of a woman's holiday.
Women have more expectations.

Valentine's Day is the second
largest holiday for giving
greeting cards after Christmas.

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Love is not always in the air
on Valentine's Day,
especially by spending time
in family law court.

I love Valentine's Day.
I guess I'm like every woman
on Valentine's Day.

I've thought about it carefully,
And no one else will do
I want you for my Valentines
Is it OK to have two?

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