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I married beneath me.
All women do.

It is always incomprehensible
to a man that a woman
should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Remember that if you ever
put your marital problems
on the back burner
they are sure to boil over.

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Once a boy becomes a man,
he's a man all his life,
but a woman is only sexy
until she becomes your wife.

Insurance is like marriage.
You pay, pay, pay,
and you never get anything back.

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.

The Japanese have a word for it.
It's Judo - the art of conquering by yielding.
The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'

A woman seldom asks advice
before she has bought her wedding clothes.

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Love is a perky elf
dancing a merry little jig
and then suddenly
he turns on you with
a miniature machine gun.

Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly,
childish game,
it's probably something
his wife can beat him at.

Women: If they're not turning
down your proposals for marriage,
they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in
the women's lingerie changing room.

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