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Marriage: A community
consisting of
a master,
a mistress,
and two slaves
- making in all, two.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine,
a wife is a wine bottle.

(Read Related : Bible verses on love)

Husbands are awkward things
to deal with;
even keeping them in hot water
will not make them tender.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married
- but his wife wasn't.

Many a man owes
his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.

It don't matter where you get your appetite,
as long as you eat at home!

Honeymoon: A short period
of doting between
dating and debting.

I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children
they just about throw up.

(Read Related : Shakespeare love quotes)

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity
curable by marriage or by
removal of the patient from
the influences under which
he incurred the disorder...
It is sometimes fatal,
but more frequently to the physician
than to the patient.

No man should marry until he has
studied anatomy and dissected
at least one woman.

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